Homer’s Nightmare

Homer was outside drinking beer in his underwear when his sons ran to tell him they’d help their mother. When he ran inside, he found Marge, his beloved wife, being fucked simultaneously by fat Barney, Moe, and Groundskeeper Willie, surrounded by their empty Duff Beer cans.

Frightened, Homer woke up screaming. It was all a nightmare; no one had stolen his beer.